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    Oliver Clarks Totally Useful Homepage

    Announcement

    I am no longer updating these webpages. I've opened a new site at www.ollieclark.com which contains everything that was here and more besides. Update your bookmarks and links as I'll remove these pages eventually.

    Intro

    This is my web page (obviously) with a few useful things but mostly lots of useless stuff.

    What Now?

    Take a look at the recipes if you haven't already. Some of them are OK. If you're already bored of my site you could try looking at Dilbert which is a bit more interesting. Otherwise take a look at some of the goodies I have to offer...

    What Else Have I Got Here On My Site?

    * How to contact me
    * Some pictures of 232/Clarence Dock type people
    * Useful Stuff. Well, not that useful unless you have an Acorn computer or want to know what an Acronym means
    * A list of my favourite bands and links to their pages.
    * Information about my beer brewing attempt
    A catalogue of disasters which have befallen me since starting uni
    Some recipes for you to try.
    A page of links if you're bored of this page
    * Send me a polo page

    An astounding 654321 people have visited this site so far. (If you have image loading turned off the figure given may be inaccurate). Click on the number to see lots of nice graphs and stuff.

    What's with these ads?

    Seeing as I don't really want to close this page down and put it on a free ISP I thought I'd try to make a bit of money to cover the cost of providing the pages. Unfortunately the adverts don't really seem to be covering the costs but at least I get a bit of money if people click on them.

    Disclaimer

    The views expressed on these pages may bear no similarity to reality. Anyone who takes any notice of these pages does so entirely at their own risk. If you suffer from any medical condition you should consult a physician before reading these pages. I accept no responsibility for any loss incurred, direct or indirect, as a result of reading these pages. etc.


    Last Modified Mon 14 August 2000 / © Oliver Clark
    ol@ollieclark.com